July 15th, 2012
Had a great idea for an 'adult Carnival' this morning. not sure what to call it. You need specially trained Strippers for it to work though, especially for the 'Tittytron', a Gravitron with stripper poles around the periphery and seating in the middle. Probably still need a DJ in the middle section as well. Followed by the 'Titty-whirl', one ticket gets you a middle seat on a tilt-a-whirl car sandwiched between two topless women. Then there is the nude haunted house (self-explanatory) and of course the 'Sex-Freak Show' where the bearded ladies beard is between her legs and the specialized Sword Swallower who swallows other things. The 'Strongwoman', The 'Pierced Lady', and the ever popular 'Woman with no bones' act. The Sex Swing Flying Trapeze and many other colorful performances. What about Adult themed Carnival Games? So glad you asked. We have the 'Pin-up Dart Toss', the Sex-Toy Coin Push booth called 'The Dildozer', The Wet T-shirt dunk tank, the Lesbian Kissing Booth, and many other great attractions. More to come... back to reality for now.
" How did you meet Dan Tiding. " Joaquin from the homeless shelter asked me this morning.
" He's in a similar fellowship." I replied curtly.
" You mean NA?"
I was silent but I think I may have damaged Dan's Anonymity. I'll have to say something to him about the situation when next I see him, If he's mad I'll certainly feel bad about it but just as certainly it wasn't my intention to put him out like that. Joaquin is a good guy I think, but he's grouchy in the mornings and I sense somewhat two-faced in his dealings with people. Frett Blater, 'D's' freind at the shelter was sober for five whole days this time around, which is definitely the most sober I've ever seen him I think he's back 'out there' now, but at least he's trying. I'll try to send him some strength when I meditate today.
Alot of new faces at the shelter lately, the most interesting is the 'Motor Scooter' couple who sat in the hallway on their motorized chairs the majority of the evening. Then there is the other new couple, she's the quiet type who reads a lot of Wiccan literature and he looks like a muscle-bound Luther who walks with a limp and talks about Jesus alot. I've taken to calling him ' Lex Lutheran'.
Had a great idea for an 'adult Carnival' this morning. not sure what to call it. You need specially trained Strippers for it to work though, especially for the 'Tittytron', a Gravitron with stripper poles around the periphery and seating in the middle. Probably still need a DJ in the middle section as well. Followed by the 'Titty-whirl', one ticket gets you a middle seat on a tilt-a-whirl car sandwiched between two topless women. Then there is the nude haunted house (self-explanatory) and of course the 'Sex-Freak Show' where the bearded ladies beard is between her legs and the specialized Sword Swallower who swallows other things. The 'Strongwoman', The 'Pierced Lady', and the ever popular 'Woman with no bones' act. The Sex Swing Flying Trapeze and many other colorful performances. What about Adult themed Carnival Games? So glad you asked. We have the 'Pin-up Dart Toss', the Sex-Toy Coin Push booth called 'The Dildozer', The Wet T-shirt dunk tank, the Lesbian Kissing Booth, and many other great attractions. More to come... back to reality for now.
" How did you meet Dan Tiding. " Joaquin from the homeless shelter asked me this morning.
" He's in a similar fellowship." I replied curtly.
" You mean NA?"
I was silent but I think I may have damaged Dan's Anonymity. I'll have to say something to him about the situation when next I see him, If he's mad I'll certainly feel bad about it but just as certainly it wasn't my intention to put him out like that. Joaquin is a good guy I think, but he's grouchy in the mornings and I sense somewhat two-faced in his dealings with people. Frett Blater, 'D's' freind at the shelter was sober for five whole days this time around, which is definitely the most sober I've ever seen him I think he's back 'out there' now, but at least he's trying. I'll try to send him some strength when I meditate today.
Alot of new faces at the shelter lately, the most interesting is the 'Motor Scooter' couple who sat in the hallway on their motorized chairs the majority of the evening. Then there is the other new couple, she's the quiet type who reads a lot of Wiccan literature and he looks like a muscle-bound Luther who walks with a limp and talks about Jesus alot. I've taken to calling him ' Lex Lutheran'.
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